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    The current pre-release of the client ("pioneer" in the version) is only compatible to itself. So you can only play with other testers. Please be aware!
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    • RE: Winning is Detrimental

      @thomashiatt said in Winning is Detrimental:

      Attain enlightenment by training your mind to not wish to play the game.

      In virtual realms of wonder and delight,
      I find myself entwined in endless fight,
      A world of strategy, where I lose all sight,
      Of time and space, as hours flee by like flight.

      My mind is trapped in this digital thrall,
      Where quitting's not an option, never at all,
      For every victory, a new challenge calls,
      And I am helpless, under its grasp, it enthralls.

      The mouse and keyboard holds me captive, day and night,
      As I embark on quests, both bold and bright,
      But alas, my obsession takes its toll,
      And leaves me drained, yet still I cannot fold.

      Oh, how I long for freedom from this spell,
      To break free from this digital hell,
      But fear of failure grips my heart so tight,
      That I cannot tear my eyes away from light.

      So here I sit, in this virtual land,
      Addicted to the thrill of the game's command,
      Trapped in a cycle that I cannot stand,
      Yet unable to resist, I succumb to its demand.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Username rules updates

      Hey guys i dont like these changes 🔥 💯

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Double Allied Tournament 5

      sign me up, me and Yew

      posted in Tournaments
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    • RE: Winning is Detrimental

      @sladow-noob said in Winning is Detrimental:

      @spikeynoob Clown.
      You're welcome.

      In Sladow's shadow, no one could find their place,
      For he was so full of himself, he left no space.

      He thought himself the center of all attention,
      But others just saw him as an obnoxious mention.

      His arrogance made them want to turn away,
      And leave him in his own self-centered sway.

      Oh Sladow, with your inflated head,
      Your self-importance, it never will be dead.

      For though you may think yourself divine,
      To others, you're just a laughing line.

      Oh Sladow, oh Sladow, such a pesky fellow,
      With an inflated head and a know-it-all yellows

      He inserts himself into every situation,
      And always assumes his opinion is the foundation.

      Of your many flaws, the biggest one I find
      Is how you always butt in, with your uninvited mind.

      • A true story
      posted in General Discussion
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    • Fatboy Veterancy

      We know fatboys are made of cellotape, cardboard and paper mache, but at least give them some decent HP bonus with attaining veterancy.

      A fatboy with no veterancy has 12,500 hp
      A fatboy with full 5 star veterancy has 18,500 hp.

      Wow..

      That seems very underwhelming and weak when you compare the full veterancy attained for any other experimental land unit.

      I understand it's based on it's base HP, and given the majority of a fatboy's health comes from it's shield, perhaps apply the veterancy to the shield instead of hp, or a combination of the 2?

      posted in Suggestions
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    • FAF is using up a tremendous amount of power

      Since the recent update, or at least very recently, the client is requiring vast amounts of power and CPU for some unknown reason. As a result it's causing the game and the UI to lag very bad.

      What's going on?

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      posted in I need help
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    • RE: 2024 Summer Invitational Qualifier

      signing up

      posted in Tournaments
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    • RE: Do not add new colors - discussion

      More colours = better

      Type someone's name, or half of it you're referring to someone in a game, don't rely on their colour

      Also, where is black?

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Why?

      @magge said in Why?:

      @goodgamepleasety

      Maybe the issue is related to the ICE-Adapter high CPU usage bug. In case you or other readers are not following the Discord thread, I will quote the following:

      Ravandel said in Discord

      An alpha test client has been released with a rolledback ice-adapter version. the devs would like you guys to try it out, and let us know if the problem does not appear at all with this alpha test version.

      This in order to figure out if it is caused by "recent" changes in the ice-adapter or by something else. If it does happen with the alpha test version also then those changes can be ruled out.

      Note: you can install this alpha version alongside your normal install, and you can play games with other people running the normal client as well.

      Link: https://github.com/FAForever/downlords-faf-client/releases/tag/v2024.5.1-alpha-2

      I would be grateful if you could test the Alpha 2 client and provide feedback to help narrow down the issue.

      I came across this thread in dc yesterday.

      Also yesterday I had 2 consecutive client updates, and I'm now using the 2024.5.1 - alpha - 2 version of the client. I will see if I notice any improvements to my situation.

      posted in I need help
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    • Winning is Detrimental

      This goes for TMM. It also applies to all 4 of the ladder systems.

      The more games you win, the more rating you get, the more rating you get, the higher the probability becomes you will not find a match, the higher the probability of not getting a match becomes, the less games you get to play, the less games you get to play, the less fun you have as a whole.

      To conclude, the more you consistently win in the long run, the more detrimental it is to you as a player who wishes to play the game.

      posted in General Discussion
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    Latest posts made by Yew

    • RE: 2026 Spring Invitational Open Qualifier (1v1)

      sign up

      posted in Tournaments
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    • RE: RCIX - The Chosen Ones ~ 4v4 ~ $2,360

      Sign up

      posted in Tournaments
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    • RE: Seton's Clutch Tournament 2025

      sign up 2184

      posted in Tournaments
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    • RE: New account in FAF

      @snoog said in New account in FAF:

      The FAF forums have become more entertaining than FAF itself these past few months. Holy hell these endless threads about moderation are so inane. Do y'all not have anything better to do? Someone asked for their account to be deleted, and then made a new account at some point later in time? What the hell is the problem? I've done this myself in several games. Why do you even care? Just play the damn game.

      reported.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Mute ping

      I don't think muting them mutes pings, that's only for chat afaik. There should definitely be an option to muting ping though, be it specific players or just all pings from all players. If I hear 3 pings in the space of about 10 seconds, it breaks my focus and is pretty distracting.

      posted in I need help
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    • RE: Addressing the Decline of 1v1: A Proposal for a More Balanced FAF Experience

      @SpikeyNoob then you have these random clown mods that don't even play the game lol. This server is cooked.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: UEF air factory engineer roll off direction

      actuall uef will roll off front and left, not right. Whereas all other factions do every direction. It should still be fixed. I get like that uef air fac building doesn't appear to have a ramp/waypoint off the fac on it's right, but it could still sure roll off there. Or maybe that arm that builds it could quickly pick it up and drop right side of fac.

      Doubt anyone has the time to make that work.

      posted in Suggestions
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    • RE: UEF air factory engineer roll off direction

      What am I missing? He said they roll off right side too, but that's not true for uef

      posted in Suggestions
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    • RE: Addressing the Decline of 1v1: A Proposal for a More Balanced FAF Experience

      Someone trying to do good for the community?

      Quick, down vote down vote down vote.

      No idea why you have @IndexLibrorum a "GLOBAL MODERATOR" trolling you like this.

      I swear he downvotes everything he see on the forums.

      You should have to be a certain age to be a mod of anything in my opinion, unless you're actually mature.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: UEF air factory engineer roll off direction

      @Nomander I am talking about the t1 air factory, do the same mechanics apply here?
      Because I am fairly certain for UEF, engineers only roll off from the front. Not right or left no matter what you do.

      posted in Suggestions
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