"Dear cyborgs, I want to present my proposal.
As you know, we are known for lasers, spikes, cloaking and stupid names for units. These qualities however are underrepresented in our immediately deployable arsenal.
Therefore I am pleased to present the Catprince. This looks like a clamshell that moves with spikes. The spikes generate a cloaking field while unfortunately lighting it up as a beacon on radar, anyway... Yes, it uses a milliMegawatt laser, UEF would probably call it a kilowatt laser... Eh, a mM-laser with a short range that can cut down units as fast as a permanently cloaked dark psionic warrior that is raised in a Temple would with a psiblade. But as said, we prefer spikes and bad names like Catprince and Monkeylord, and the laser beam off course. "