(obligatory not a mod and this isn't an actual list just satire about the absurdity this can take)
Hey boys in light of the discussion about actually enforcing the CoC
(https://forum.faforever.com/topic/3421/proposal-actually-enforce-the-rules)
I decided to make a list of what is no longer allowed on FAF and will result in an immediate ban:
- No joking about Russians having bad pcs (not patient)
- No making fun of Russian English (not friendly, patient, or empathetic)
- Saying “lol” to the above (encouraging the behavior)
- No jokes about women (discriminatory)
- No jokes about men (discriminatory)
- No jokes about Germans (discriminatory)
- No jokes about Russians (u get the picture)
- No jokes about Burgers
- No jokes about Brazilians
- No jokes about white people
- No jokes about black people
- List any other nationality or ethnicity here
- No jokes targeting specific clans (harassment, discriminatory)
- No jokes mocking people that enjoy anime (harassment)
- No jokes mocking people that enjoy politics (harassment)
- No jokes mocking people that play poorly (harassment)
- No statements like “show feet” (sexual language)
- No kicking people for being from a clan (discriminatory)
- No kicking people for being from a country or not from a country (exclusionary behavior)
- No kicking people for not understanding your language (exclusionary behavior)
- Not allowing somebody into your clan (exclusionary behavior)
- Having rating limits in ur game (exclusionary behavior)
- Not making someone a server admin (exclusionary behavior)
- Calling anyone bad at the game (putting down people)
- Calling anyone bad at anything without objective proof to be seen in a FAF Court of Law (putting down people)
- No saying you raped a game, got raped, or anything of the sort (violent and sexual)
- No more than 1 of (https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~biglou/resources/) profane words per every 100 words written (my definition of excessive profanity)
- If someone says stfu and you continue to talk to them both of you are banned (needless profanity, could have just said please stop + other dude continued to talk after being asked to stop)
- Any meme mocking extreme conservatives
- Any meme mocking extreme liberals
- Any meme mocking anyone in between
- Responding sarcastically to any FAF question (breaking the inquisitive rule)
- Calling anybody bad at FAF without at least a 10 page documentation of exhibits that can be shown in a FAF Court of Law (personal attack, will also be sued for libel irl)
- Using any of my quotes in #faf-memes channel (i consider it harassment)
- FAF screenshots, especially ACU deaths (violent material)
- Reading literally anything in #aeolus (IRC channel history)
- (reading anything in aeolus should be an immediate ban anyway)
- Writing any ftx style post (be concise)
- Writing any farm style post (not staying on topic and not adding new arguments to threads)
Feel free to add anything I missed, we need to catalogue everything as soon as possible.