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    • DoompantsD
      Doompants
      last edited by

      This is a borderline shitpost, but I have a job where my mind wanders sometimes, and I come up with lots of weird stuff. Last week, I was taken with the absurd idea of making a satirical song about FAF to the tune of 'My Favorite Things' from Sound of music. Don't ask why.

      For better or worse, here is the result. 😆

      "ASFs spew from a surfaced Atlantis
      Three engies lost to a single rushed Mantis
      Point defence rapidly blasting their beams
      These are a few of my favorite things!

      2 minute bombers, and engineers juking
      SMD snipes and the subsequent nuking
      Seeing your enemies power-stalling
      These are a few of my favorite things!

      Fatboys out-ranging Galactic Colossus
      Monkeylords stealthing and bloody Ahwassas
      Allies and all their "assist me plz" pings
      These are a few of my favorite things!

      When the com snipes and CTRL-Ks
      have me feeling sad
      I simply remember my favorite things
      And then I don't feel so bad!

      Rapid-fire arty and tactical missiles
      mass fabs exploding, reactors so fissile
      Mazers and cloaking and teleporting
      These are a few of my favorite things!

      Soulrippers belching out plumes of pollution
      Salvations finding their firing solutions
      Flak tearing bombers apart by the wings
      These are a few of my favorite things!

      Walking destroyers and cruise missiles soaring
      "Commander under attack" AI warnings
      Cheap ghetto gunships full of mech marines
      These are a few of my favorite things!

      When the com snipes and CTRL-Ks
      have me feeling sad
      I simply remember my favorite things
      And then I don't feeeeeeel... sooooo bad!

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      • epic-bennisE
        epic-bennis Banned
        last edited by

        4/10 (+2 for effort)

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        • DoompantsD
          Doompants @epic-bennis
          last edited by

          Never underestimate the value of the participation marks.

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          • archsimkatA
            archsimkat
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            I gotta say this is a 10/10 from me, nice job!

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            • LimeZ3_L
              LimeZ3_
              last edited by

              What are your least favorite things now?

              Make t3 mex, not war

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              • DoompantsD
                Doompants
                last edited by

                Crashes at the 40-minute mark and people with potato computers. What else? 😄

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                • epic-bennisE
                  epic-bennis Banned
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                  People control k ing when they are unhappy with their own performance (Foley)

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